The End Is Coming In 2026!!!!!!!!!!

Armstrongism has always loved to set and/or speculate about dates.  You would think by 2013 that they would have sense enough to stop doing it.  Every single one of their predictions have failed.

Now some COGers are looking at 2026 as the big date when it all happens:

Something else to ponder along with this train of thought is that it has been long thought that The End had to come by 1996, this was based on the mindset that it would be 2,000 yrs since Christ's birth. You have 2k yrs from creation to the promise being made to Abraham. Now what was the next important event to unfold? Christ's birth? Personally I would say no. The next event that had to take place was Christ overcoming Satan and qualifying to take over the throne of the Earth. That would have to have happened sometime around 26 A.D. 2,000 yrs in the future will take you to 2026. 40 yrs after Mr Armstrong died will once again take you to 2026.

Ron Weinland: Is Ron Suffering From Mental Health Issues While In Prison?

Ron Weinland, aka Weinerdude (not the New York version), has written another letter from prison as it was dictated to Bubba, Ron's bunk buddy.

Ron has this to say about the sins of the fathers dumped upon the children of the 3 and 4th generation.

Although the experience of physical pain in human life can be very unpleasant, the actual pain from suffering within the human mind can be much greater. Mental and emotional suffering come from a vast array of causes, all of which stem from sin and the curses that mankind has brought upon themselves. Many of these are simply passed down generation to generation or have even come as a result of what has been handed down from degenerating bodies (genes) as a result of curses and sin.

Ron is apparently suffering him self from mental health issues while in prison.  There seems to be a bunch of mean, nasty bloggers out there that are picking on him and making him the laughing stock of hte Church of God.

Ron is also suffering because of the disloyalty of many in his shrinking cult.  They refused to stick by as he sits in jail for 3 1/2 years.

Ron lists a laundry list of things that can cause mental health issues:

Although it is only very partial, the following list shows the kind of depth for causes and effects to human suffering and wrong experiences in life that cause such suffering (mental, emotional, and physical): betrayal, angry encounters, jealousy, envy, loss of the life of loved ones, sexual abuse, verbal abuse, arguments, false accusations, racism, robbery, countless diseases, cheating, adultery, fornication, HIV, rage, cancers, financial loss and struggle, obesity, depleted and contaminated foods, countless additives and chemicals in foods, indebtedness, divorce, unemployment, hostile work environment, oppression, murders, thefts, warfare, gossip, gambling addiction, oppressive government, corruption in government and business, false accusations, being maligned, daily pressures and stress of life, bloggers who lie, disloyalty, bad relationships, drug addiction, alcoholism, road rage, terrorism, pornography, greed, misuse of the Internet, malnutrition, deformities, bullying, controlling, fearfulness, phobias, evil, etc., etc. How many of these have been part or much of your experience in life? There seems to be no end to the means for human suffering that occupies so much of life. The real curses of life are overflowing, especially in this age of technology where sin is so easily multiplied.  

Dennis on: "Diabolical Mimicry"

The father Tertullian  used the diabolical mimicry excuse to explain the close similarity
 between Christianity and the pre-existing cults at the time. 

"The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth mimics the exact circumstances of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of  sins from the Sacred Fount, and thereby initiates them into the religion of Mithras. Thus he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copies certain things of those that be Divine".

The similarity between Christianity and the Pagan Mysteries (Osirus-Dionysus, Horus, Mythras, Iris etc) so disturbed some of the early Christian fathers, such as Justin Martyr (100 -165 CE), that some of them have to resort to the most bizarre of reason to explain the similarity to the Pagan cults. This is what Celsus had to say about early Christianity;

"Are these distinctive happenings unique to the Christians - and if so, how are they unique? Or are ours to be accounted myths and theirs believed? What reasons do the Christians give for the distinctiveness of their beliefs? In truth there is nothing at all unusual about what the Christians believes, except that the believe it to the exclusion of more comprehensive truths about God".

 http://www.nairaland.com/113860/origin-christianity-diabolical-mimicry-anticipation

According to the early church apologists, Satan has been copying and anticipating God's every move in history and has the tendency to counterfeit God's moves before He makes them to confuse the faithful when the "Real Truth" comes along.  Thus the term "Diabolical Mimicry."  Diabolical mimicry is found even in science with Satan having buried the bones of "dinosaurs" to fool unbelievers  and giving earth the appearance of age older than the Bible might note to confuse the elect. 

In actual fact, it is just a religious way for those so inclined to deny unpleasant and inconvenient truths about reality that contradict their own perceptions of God, the world and in the case of Dave Pack, Apostle, Not Prophet Just Informer and Joshua the High Priest of the Restored Church of God, his own petty and self centered religious over reaching..

“But those who hand down the myths which the poets have made, adduce no proof to the youths who learn them; and we proceed to demonstrate that they have been uttered by the influence of the wicked demons, to deceive and lead astray the human race. For having heard it proclaimed through the prophets that the Christ was to come, and that the ungodly among men were to be punished by fire, they put forward many to be called sons of Jupiter, under the impression that they would be able to produce in men the idea that the things which were said with regard to Christ were mere marvelous tales, like the things which were said by the poets.” Justin Martyr, First Apology

The Christian Church has had to deal with the many similarities between itself and paganism as it did not take a genius to see that both shared a common story about their god-men.

• First-born Son of God Miracle worker (walked on water, raised the dead)

• Had 12 disciples Born of a virgin, in a manger, on December 25th

• Shepherds and wise men followed a star to worship him

• Taught people to love each other, turn the other cheek

• Offers eternal life to those who believe

• Was crucified for our sins

• Buried for three days, descended to Hell for three days

• Came back to life, ascended into heaven

• Will come again to judge the living and the dead

• Seated at the right hand of the Father

• Followers have a baptism and a ritual meal involving his body and blood.

Regarding the nature of the Eucharist, many critics say that Pagan mystery cults may have had a ritual meal of wine and bread, but there is no proof that they considered them to be the body and blood of their savior. Actually, the specific rituals, sacraments and customs of the early Church were identical to other mystery cults, including the Eucharist.

“Jesus took bread, and when He had given thanks, said, “This do ye in remembrance of Me, this is My body;” and that, after the same manner, having taken the cup and given thanks, He said, “This is My blood;” and gave it to them alone. Which the wicked devils have imitated in the mysteries of Mithras, commanding the same thing to be done. For, that bread and a cup of water are placed with certain incantations in the mystic rites of one who is being initiated, you either know or can learn.” Justin Martyr, First Apology

“He who will not eat of my body and drink of my blood, so that he will be made one with me and I with him, the same shall not know salvation.” An inscription to Mithras"

http://www.holyblasphemy.net/diabolical-mimicry/

All this to note that now David C Pack of the Restored Church of God is claiming Diabolical Mimicry is at work to deceive the very elect about his awesome and overarching  self in the coming of the new Pope Francis and his Christian antics so called .  Satan has to mimic Dave's girdworlderling self and work somewhere, so it may as well be Rome.  According to Pack in The Final Announcement

"A Powerful Counterfeit

Regarding the “foolish shepherd” of Zechariah 11:15-17, this figure appears to already be on the scene. Remember, the devil counterfeits EVERYTHING of God—every doctrine, every tradition, and every prophecy, as well as of course Christianity itself. Now reflect briefly on the elements of Haggai and Zechariah. Next think of the new man living in Rome. 
As with God’s purpose in this prophecy, this man is also

(1) addressing the rich, (Dave talks to rich people.  He even takes their money)

(2) reaching out to the poor  (No similarity here)

(3) already using miracles, (Ditto...)

(4) “casting out” demons, (Ditto 2...)

(5) seeking to unify his flock, (Weird way to do it Dave...)

(6) overtly seeking to preach his gospel worldwide, (Ok, give you this one.  Dave is overt)

 (7) spreading the “kingdom of God” worldwide (the true Church preaches it worldwide),

(sigh...ok, will give you this one depending what true means..)

(8) teaching that all with the Holy Spirit will come to unity and to the Roman Catholic Church,

(and the Baptists, and the Presbyterians and the Episcopalians and the Pentecostals, and the Adventists and Methodists but not Joe Tkach)

(9) teaching that all must come under one leader,

(Mercy Dave...Hitler taught that as well as Mao, Stalin and Pol Pot)

(10) emphasizing faith and truth working together for Christians to survive the age,

(E-Food Direct does the same along with Alex Jones on Infowars)

 (11) teaching how love and truth must also work together, that neither can stand alone,

(Ummm...Dave,  you said "love"   Bzzzzzzzzzzzzz..thanks for playing)

 (12) suggesting that Millennial peace, abundance and joy lies just ahead for all,

(So do all other religions far as I can tell in one form or another...)

(13) that Michael is the warrior archangel for the Roman Catholic Church,

(Ever ask why all Bible Angels are male but all Gift Shop Angels are Female?  Sorry, off topic)

(14) that he must fight on behalf of Rome because the devil is resisting the Catholic church,

(And you must fight on behalf of Wadsworth why again?)

(15) emphasizing “mercy” on all categories of people, and finally

(Oh Dave...you can't use that word either.  We have never seen you emphasize this word.  Please reread your 35 ways to neuter a COG minister screed)

(16) exhorting all believers starting with priests to more openly practice the spirit of giving and serving.(Um Dave....you called a lot of sincere men a lot of names and imputed a lot of motives to them they simply don't have so you can drop that "giving" and "serving" none sense as your message to them.  You threaten people who compete with you like a Chicago thug.

We would say some or many of these things were good if the context were different—if it were describing GOD’S CHURCH. However, if you are not reading the headlines of today, then the tremendous BLAST of this ongoing and developing PARALLEL now at work across the world (since early March) is being lost to you. If YOU have not known what God is planning, you should ask why it seems the DEVIL does know—and why he is so obviously COUNTERFEITING the Haggai/Zechariah prophecy NOW!

(Dave seems to like the number 16 as that is the number of the Restored Kiss Up Council.  I would have thought 12 or 24 would have been more appropriate)

Sadly and of course, as Dr. Bob might say, Dave is making theological, religious and personal connections between himself and Pope Francis that don't actually exist in time and space.  No Satan has brought Pope Francis "for such a time as this" to deceive the very elect from following David C Pack.  How stupid is that?   That's like Matchbox Toys crying copyright infringement on Lambrogini for introducing their new 2013 model

This.....

Does not equal this.............

And this..........

Is not the false mimicry of this...

If anything, this....

Is the Diabolically Mimicked and not well done copy of...

This.. and this...

and this...and this....

and  much closer to this...

...if this  Joshua the High Priest spoken of by the Prophet Haggai non-sense and ego centric  theology doesn't stop soon.  Oh sorry, I forgot....it will in September.

 Contact Dennis at DennisCDiehl@aol.com

E.W. King: The True Church Is Experiencing The Tribulation Right Now in Miniature. Huh?

God's greatest man-servant ever to grace the earth since the creation of man is E. W. King.  King is the self-appointed leader/prophet/apostle of the the Original Worldwide Church of God Speaking to the Remnant. Dave Pack is nothing but a second rate wimp compared to the mighty King.  Even his name demands respect, while Pack's brings up an illustration we don't particularly want to imagine.

King has explained to his membership that the true Church of God is now in the year of the 5th Seal of Revelation.

The first seal started in the 1970's with the COG upheavals and continues to this day:

In the 1970’s we felt the power of the first horse and its rider [seal] as he began early on attacking the true Church of God through the Great Apostasy. We have been in the “great apostasy” since the death of the Latter-day Apostle. The white horse [first seal] and his rider ultimately represent the “false Christ” and false teachings….apostates!

One of King's "elder's" claims he has actually heard the hoof beats of the the horses of Revelation.

COGSR Elder Paul has told me that he himself has “heard the hooves of the Four Horsemen getting even closer” and that he himself has seen their subtle attempt at destroying the true Church of God.

Then the seconds horse came thundering upon the world with the death of HWA and the break-up of the COG into over 700 different harlot daughters of the mother church.  The membership ran to-and-fro trying to find the church that best suited their needs.  Confusion has reigned supreme for the last twenty-seven years as group after group splits off from a previous group.  All claiming they are THE ONE.

Then we as the Church of God felt the power of the second [red] horse. All the splinter and offshoot groups began to war with each other over “who” had the authority to continue leadership of God’s true Church. After Mr.H.W.Armstrong’s death in January of 1986 many began leaving the Worldwide Church of God because of the Great Apostasy which broke out.

Because of the constant splintering of the church and the silly infighting over who is the real COG leader, King claims there has been a famine of the world.  The COG has been so busy fighting that it has not proclaimed any message worth listening to. Until, King stepped onto the scene.  Now the truth reigns glorious.

The the 4th horse hits the scene.  There has been a famine of the world for the last 20 some years.

Then, the “spiritual death toll” that all of the offshoot, splinter, and sliver groups left could hardly be counted. This was the wrath of the fourth horse.

 A great many people left during the year 1992 and continued through 1993 to 1995. As a result of this many splinter and offshoot groups began to take shape. Approximately 19 years latter starting with the first dispersion [1992] caused by the Great Apostasy comes the year 2011. The birth of the typical-Laodicean church era.

 Now as we enter 2013 the 5th Seal has been opened and the COGSR is experiencing the wrath of the 5th seal in miniature.  The COGSR is now experiencing intense persecution at the hands of the other COG's.  I find that to be load of bullshit.  None in the COG cares about King or his cult. There are bigger fish to fry right now with the mental breakdown of Dave Pack and the upcoming deaths of three COG leaders this month.

Now God is sealing his saints right before the miniature opening of the fifth seal. This “feeling of the fifth seal” is starting to happen in the true Church already. The splinter and offshoot groups have begun there persecution on the Church of God ~ Speaking to the Remnant. So like I said, the true Church has already been experiencing the opening of the seals on miniature and very personal level already, before they are finally poured out in great power upon the entire earth.

Yes, the persecution is soooooooooooooooo intense yet they sit at home each night with a large plate of food in a warm house with the fat screen tv's and the computers whirring away. They sit in their living rooms with all the lights on reading their bibles with the drapes wide open.  Even though the persecution is intense there are no rocks flying through their windows or attacks at their jobs.  Nada, nothing.

When King and others in the COG claim intense persecution they mock those Christian who have actually died for the beliefs through the centuries.  With their words and actions they invalidate the Christians being murdered in Arab countries as we read this.  They invalidate the Christan Iranian in prison right now for his faith. They are the true martyrs for the faith, not the fat sloths that reign supreme in the COG's today.