Monday, February 17, 2014

Ron Weinland: My Children Are HIGHLY INFORMED, Submit To Them!





Imprisoned felon Ron Wienland, aka Weinerdude, has passed on the latest power structure to his rapidly shrinking cult.

Since Weinerdude has been in prison for one year now he has had to "rely" on his wife, Laura (the second witless witness), his money laundering daughter Audra and Beamer driving Jeremy to carry out his wishes.  Since Ron is spending many fun nights with Bubba, Laura has had to travel around the world collecting tithe money.

Now that Audra has divorced her first husband and has remarried to a new submissive European "elder" she is being sent out to collect all the money she can too.  Likewise, Ron's Beamer driving son Jeremy is also taking daddy's word to the unwashed masses few members remaining.

Since Audra married her European man so quickly after her divorce she has made plans to move to Europe - at church expense - to rule of the tiny members of her daddy's personality cult.

Because there are some in Ron's cult who are not taking kindly to these three interlopers coming to correct them, Ron has had to lay down the law on submitting to authority.

Laura, Audra and Jeremy have secret insider knowledge that the regular members  do not have.

All this brings up another matter of importance that I want to share with all of you in the ministry. As both Audra and Jeremy work full time for the Church, their jobs involve being in contact with many of you directly because of the work they do for us (Laura and myself), which is the government structure over all the Church. There is structure that is a matter of ordinations and there is another structure of government that, even regardless of ordination, is a matter of administration of government more directly from both Laura and myself, through them, to the rest of the ministry (as though directly from us). It is important to understand that both Jeremy and Audra are often “highly informed” as to that governing and functioning process and how it relates to many of you in the various areas you are located. Much of what they do is fully directed from us, while other aspects are not as direct, but still a matter of administration that comes from us. For that reason, I want to make certain that all of you understand that in their positions of service to both Laura and myself, they represent us when they are in contact with you. That contact may be by way of a visit to the region you are in or by direct contact with you via phone or email. That contact should be received as being directly from Laura or myself, as much of what they work to accomplish is part or our communication and service to the Church as well.  (soon to be ex) Elder-PKG

Here we have once more the typical Church of God power structure.  Sniveling, privileged, snotty kids ruling over gullible members.

Eric King: UFO and Aliens Caused The WCG Apostasy In the Early 1970's



Eric King has discovered the real reason for the 1973 WCG "apostasy."  It was ALIENS!  They came down on UFO's and deliberately disrupted the idyllic lifestyle of the Worldwide Church of God causing a great upheaval.  Apparently President Nixon was involved too.

Our SOCT studies have discovered an interesting correlation regarding the time of the great apostasy and UFO activity. In 1973 there was a huge increase regarding UFO sightings not just here in the United States but worldwide. We find this extremely interesting because the great apostasy (those trying to destroy God’s true church) became extremely aggressive during that time.-

In October of 1973 there were UFO abduction incidents. In October right around the anniversary of Radio Church of God (October 7th 1933) there was a famous sighting. On October 11th 1973 there was yet another famous abduction case. This was all during President Nixon and the great apostasy.-

Some history: As early as October 7th 1933 God was calling Mr. Armstrong to get ready to go “worldwide” with the restored gospel message. Mr. H.W.Armstrong began broadcasting on a 100-watt radio station which offered 15 minutes of free daily broadcasting.-

We here at COGSR mark our beginnings on October 7th of 2011. So October 7th is an important part of our history as the true Worldwide Church of God.-

1973 became the “Year of the UFO’s”.-

We could include other strange activity that was going on globally at this time but we at SOCT thought we would share this UFO data with our students.-

SOCT staff


Eric King: We Have Friends In High Places In California Therefore We Will Pray For Rain



E. W. King says:
Our God can do as He pleases. California has been punished for all of its sodomy and illegal activity. In God’s mercy we have strong friends of COGSR in California. We have decided to ask God to bring late rain to California.-

Isn't California blessed to have Eric King on its side!

Between him and Bob Thiel praying their prayers we are guaranteed to get rain!  However, most churches I know are praying the same thing.  Unlike Bob and Eric, if it does rain, they will not claim credit for the rain.  They will instead thank God for the rain.

If it does not rain in the next month or so, then Bob and Eric will start spouting that their god is angry and is punishing the state of California.  That COG mantra is tired and worn out.

Sunday, February 16, 2014

The Offical Church of God Bobble-Head






Bob Thiel has his latest "sermon" out whining about Mardi Gras and Carnaval, two events that the majority of the United States and the rest of the world don't worry too much about.  Only Armstrongism, Fred Phelps and a few crazy evangelical groups seem to get into a tizzy about these two events.

Bob starts out immediately with his jerky body motions.  With his black shirt, black necktie, black sweater, black jacket and black chair he ends up looking like a bobble-head bouncing around. Learn some fashion techniques if you are going to present yourself as God's greatest gift to the Mayan's and the Church of God.